Tuesday, October 14, 2003

Got this from Ct1. :)

Life was originally simple & HAPPY
We only toil and suffer in STUDIES
AT FIRST ONLY A-B-C,-,+,divide and 1-2-3
PRIMARY 6 is Kan-Cheong PSLE
Then go up to SECONDARY
Must learn HISTORY & GEOGRAPHY
PHYSICS,BIO & CHEMISTRY
After 'O' levels go JC
Some will choose to go POLY

This small and humid little COUNTRY
Somehow seems to have many ENEMIES
Boys 18 years old must go ARMY
After that then enter UNIVERSITY
Girls here always watch TV
Often skip class and CHIAK LEOW BEE

Can study, continued STUDY
Can't study, work FACTORY
Cannot rely on CHARITY
Work like hell and earn just a little SALARY
After CPF and INCOME TAX
You'll be lucky that you still can Buy ROTI
Save money lor use MRT

Colleagues formerly seem FRIENDLY
Daily treated to their tea & coffee
Now they gradually get CRAZY
Worst still behind me said i LAZY
Bosses every where have no SYMPATHY
Work always must HURRY HURRY
Say I always take MC
Often make me do O.T
Midnite go back in TAXI
Midnite surcharge ERP
Cause my bank account NO MONEY
Nowadays you pity POSB
DBS just want EXTRA FEE
Got cheek and say'NOTHING IS FREE'

Boy/Girl friend-friend become STEADY
Serious pak-tor and then MARRY
Waste time and money on ceremony
and dinner party
Still got joker-friend just give PANTY
After marry no more HONEY HONEY
Two years later become DADDY
Wife at KKH give birth to BABY
Name given is DO RE MI
Monthly pay back HDB
Moonlight anything including KARANG GUNI
Earn not enough FEEL GUILTY
Jump river suicide and want to MATI
Maybe life is really not tat EASY
Better go to heaven and be FAIRY

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